December 2011
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via lightmeter)
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
gossipgran:
i think a lot of you pretend to be depressed just to fit in
this legit happened today.
Me: “And I don’t go around town claiming to be a balloon expert!”
(talking about the shoes salesman, who called himself a ‘footwear expert.’)
Momma: “That’s probably a good thing, because people would ask you to blow all kinds of things.”
Me: …
Momma: “Yes, I meant it like that.”